One snowy day when I was working on blog posts for December we started brainstorming endings for the thought, "you know you're a quilter when...". The list is in the store somewhere but I am far away enjoying a rest. Feel free to use any of the ones you find here or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org and I will add them to the list.
Here are a couple to start.
You know you're a quilter when:
Your stash has a home insulation R-value.
The lawyer says you have entered a binding contract and you are confused.
You enter a new city and want to use the GPS. It automatically directs you to the nearest quilt shop.